The Recession is finally over. The magic number of 11,000 has been reached by the DOW. This is fantastic news, since everyone knows that the health of the U.S. economy is tied directly to the activity on the Dow. If the DJIA is moving up, it must mean that the economy is just going gangbusters. ... Read More

The United States Post Office is asking US citizens to stop sending letters to God. The amount of work that the handling of such letters is creating is resulting in a huge deficit in efficiency. “We understand that need for people to communicate with their maker; however, in light of the severe economic stress that ... Read More

Oh no! Iran better get its act together or she’s really going to get it this time. World powers are going to meet and talk the topic to death and then disagree on what type of sanction to impose on Iran. “We are going to try and impose sanctions on Iranian oil exports, and show ... Read More

Who would have guessed that the people who couldn’t run the company before would continue doing a bad job? This has come as a shock to almost everyone who is has been following the trials and tribulations of the once iconic American car company. General Motors is stressing that despite the dire report, it started ... Read More

White House medical staff is very concerned about President Obama’s mental state, and believe that the Neocons have managed to successfully launch a mind control campaign. This speculation has come about as a result of a recent announcement by the President about allowing offshore drilling in vast areas off of the East Coast. “The bottom ... Read More