Here is a perfect reason why fans should be called what they really are, fanatics. After Bieber revealed that he had the hots for Kardashian, and then ended up meeting her at the White House Correspondents’ dinner, his rabid fans came after Kardashian with death threats on twitter. On Tuesday, the reality star tweeted, “Seriously ... Read More

10. “Aw, the South! Isn’t that the place where the black guys are lazy, and the white guys are just as lazy, but they’re mad at the black guys for being so lazy.” -Peter Griffin 9. “Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint: it’s in my diaper, and it’s not ... Read More

In a snafu, a major cable network accidentally beamed previews of adult shows onto kids programming. This has resulted in a lawsuit, which is something the network expected; however, the allegations and damages being sought came as a surprise. “Mrs. Bobbie S. Agsia is asserting that while watching a children’s show with her infant, the ... Read More

A Los Angeles television station is the defendant in a suit brought by a former weather person. The suit claims that the meteorologist, Raymond N. Ornaught, performed his job and did not provide false or unreliable information to the station’s viewers; however, the station manager vehemently defends his decision to terminate Mr. Ornaught, saying… “All ... Read More

The Sarcasmist would like to urge all of its supporters who read this blog post to donate money to the Haitian rescue and help efforts. The Sarcasmist got this idea from the numerous celebrities and entertainers who are selflessly joining telethons and holding benefit concerts and asking other people to send money. The biggest of ... Read More