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3D Concerts: The Next Rage In Entertainment

With the recent popularity and success of 3D movies such as Avatar, and the launch of 3D television sets by Samsung, Panasonic, and Sony, it was only a matter of time before 3D technology spilled into other areas of the entertainment industry. 3D concerts are the latest trick that technical wizards are pulling out of [...]

NASCAR Drivers Tired of Driving In Circles

Unbeknownst to most, NASCAR drivers have secretly developed a campaign to change the shape of all the the race tracks so they are not so mind-numbingly boring. One of the more vociferous drivers, who wished to remain anonymous, said,
“It’s not just us–it’s the fans too! How long can someone just sit there and watch cars [...]

Meteorologist Sues Local News Station After Being Laid Off

A Los Angeles television station is the defendant in a suit brought by a former weather person. The suit claims that the meteorologist, Raymond N. Ornaught, performed his job and did not provide false or unreliable information to the station’s viewers; however, the station manager vehemently defends his decision to terminate Mr. Ornaught, saying…
“All he [...]

The Apology Channel

In light of the growing number of celebrity apologies regarding their misbehavior in matters personal and public, a new cable television channel, launching on March 1st, will be dedicated to covering public figure apologies in great detail. The coverage will include docu-dramas detailing the events that led up to the apology as well as follow-up [...]

Schadenfreude Denied – Brangelina Is Fine

It turns out that the ‘news’ about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breaking up was just a successful attempt to get attention by a newspaper. This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the online gossip community who are enraged about the juiciest of celebrity gossip turning out to be untrue.
Gossipers and ill-wishers are extremely disappointed [...]