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Oprah, Please Don’t Go!

In a selfless decision, Oprah Winfrey, has announced that she’ll be ending her long-running talk show in September of 2011. This comes as a shock to everyone since her ratings had been dropping for a long time and she was able to make less money.
“After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, [...]

Rosie O’Donnell Stops Pretending

It turns out that Rosie O’Donnell’s significant other, Kelli Carpenter, moved out two years ago; a fact that O’Donnell has been keeping quiet about this entire time. She is, however, very happy with Kelli’s replacement, a long-haired Chihuahua.
During a talk, on her radio show, with Sonya Fitzpatrick (a pet psychic) O’Donnell revealed that Misty (that’s [...]

Chris Brown Leaves The Rest To God

In a statement to MTV News, Chris Brown said that he is extremely sorry for what he did, but maintains that the details of his hissy fit should remain between him and Rihanna. It is understandable, the longer this story stays in the news, the harder it is going to be for him to get [...]

Joe Jackson A Bigger Leech Than Previously Thought

It turns out that Joe Jackson has lots of expenses that his dead son needs to take care of. After all, an 81-year-old guy needs bling and cash, otherwise who would pay any attention to him. The good thing is that he actually was able to find some kind-hearted lawyers to plead his case in [...]

Rihanna Beating Boon for Diane Sawyer Ratings

Rihanna’s multipart interview with ABC News is expected to be a big ratings boost for the networks morning news show, Good Morning America. The first part will air on Thursday the 5th of November.
Diane Sawyer’s producers are said to be ecstatic about the airing of the interviews since it will take attention away from [...]