Tag Archives: Entertainment
Mom Sues Cable Network: My Baby Won’t Breastfeed
In a snafu, a major cable network accidentally beamed previews of adult shows onto kids programming. This has resulted in a lawsuit, which is something the network expected; however, the allegations and damages being sought came as a surprise.
“Mrs. Bobbie S. Agsia is asserting that while watching a children’s show with her infant, the adult [...]
Avatar Remake: Even Bluer Than Before
Director, James Cameron, has announced that he will start work on the remake of Avatar in early 2012. In a press conference in Los Angeles, earlier today, Mr. Cameron revealed his plans to remake his blockbuster movie from this past winter. This is on top of the re-release of the movie, announced earlier this month, [...]
Chris Brown Manages to Be A Douche Without Even Hitting Anyone
Begging is usually not a good things, but it’s really douchey if a pop ’star’ has to go begging for his fans to listen to his music again. Apparently, that is what Chris Brown thinks will help his career.
He released an audio message asking his fans for help…
“Some radio stations aren’t playing my records,” he [...]
3D Concerts: The Next Rage In Entertainment
With the recent popularity and success of 3D movies such as Avatar, and the launch of 3D television sets by Samsung, Panasonic, and Sony, it was only a matter of time before 3D technology spilled into other areas of the entertainment industry. 3D concerts are the latest trick that technical wizards are pulling out of [...]
NASCAR Drivers Tired of Driving In Circles
Unbeknownst to most, NASCAR drivers have secretly developed a campaign to change the shape of all the the race tracks so they are not so mind-numbingly boring. One of the more vociferous drivers, who wished to remain anonymous, said,
“It’s not just us–it’s the fans too! How long can someone just sit there and watch cars [...]
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