Tag Archives: Food
Women Who Eat Moderately Less Likely To Gain Weight
Inspired by a recent study, that concluded that women who drink moderately are less likely to gain weight, the Sarcasm Society’s research division launched a study to find the relationship between food intake and weight gain.
Surprisingly, just like the ‘drunk women’ study, it was discovered that moderate food intake by women can be a good [...]
Less Idiot with My Latte Please
Apparently laws of physics no longer apply at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. This morning I was asked whether I wanted my medium latte in a small cup. I was stunned and happy at the same time. I had no idea Coffee Bean was allocating enough resources into research and development where they could figure [...]
Lose Weight Using Math
In yet another humanitarian effort by the Sarcasmist, he is determined to put an end to FATS (Fat Assault Through Spillover). It is a well known fact that airplane travel is exceedingly uncomfortable due to the tiny seats (which only recline half an inch), and the constant hum of the jet engines (to name [...]
Lose Weight Now! This Time It’ll Work. We Promise.
Forget the Acai berry diet. Forget the exercise machines; The Sarcasm Society has developed two new diets which require virtually zero investment and even less effort. As part of The Society’s humanitarian efforts, these two revolutionary diets are being offered at no cost to the public.
The ‘Chew & Spit’ Diet
As the name of the diet [...]
Obesity Epidemic Is Result of Bad Connotation
Apparently Prof. Amy Farrell is upset that people are being called obese. She says that…
“People can be thin and unhealthy, and people can be fat and unhealthy.” (Colbert Nation – min. 4:48 of the video)
Bravo professor! What school did you go to? I want to send my kids there too.
This is an absolute revelation! [...]
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