Tag Archives: Food
Lose Weight Using Math
In yet another humanitarian effort by the Sarcasmist, he is determined to put an end to FATS (Fat Assault Through Spillover). It is a well known fact that airplane travel is exceedingly uncomfortable due to the tiny seats (which only recline half an inch), and the constant hum of the jet engines (to name [...]
Lose Weight Now! This Time It’ll Work. We Promise.
Forget the Acai berry diet. Forget the exercise machines; The Sarcasm Society has developed two new diets which require virtually zero investment and even less effort. As part of The Society’s humanitarian efforts, these two revolutionary diets are being offered at no cost to the public.
The ‘Chew & Spit’ Diet
As the name of the diet [...]
Obesity Epidemic Is Result of Bad Connotation
Apparently Prof. Amy Farrell is upset that people are being called obese. She says that…
“People can be thin and unhealthy, and people can be fat and unhealthy.” (Colbert Nation – min. 4:48 of the video)
Bravo professor! What school did you go to? I want to send my kids there too.
This is an absolute revelation! [...]
Plain Bagel Please…
I never knew that getting a bagel could make me want to go on a rampage.
After a nice workout and on my way to work, I stopped at a Coffee Bean (not Starbucks this time). As I stepped out of the car the cool morning air greeted me, and I felt good about the day. [...]
Would You Like Whipped Cream With That?
I get to the register, after a stimulating wait in line, and ask for a ’sugar free’ vanilla latte. So far so good.
Barista: Your name?
Me: Joe. (That’s my Starbucks name! :)
Barista: Would you like whipped cream with that?
Me: Yes, please! On second thought, why don’t I just get a regular with extra sugar; and [...]
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