Hearkening back to the days of the Cold War with the Soviet Union, the Pentagon is working on starting a cold war with the Al Qaeda to replace the actual war it is fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. This new approach is meant to keep the War on Terror alive and well, while reducing the ... Read More

The Pentagon has recently put out an ad on Craig’s List to hire Russian programmers. This unprecedented development is due to the recent news regarding Iraqi insurgents having hacked into US military drone feeds using off-the-shelf Russian software. Insurgents were able to use a mass-market software program to view live feeds from U.S. military Predator ... Read More

Since the Copenhagen talks started earlier this week, the average temperature of the planet has increased by 1 degree. It is believed that it’s due to the tremendous about of hot air coming out of the discussions. The great shock of the event has been the empty gestures from rich countries and their attempt to ... Read More

In his announcement about the war in Afghanistan, Obama said that “Afghanistan will be a democratic country, whether its people want it or not.” The White House contends that if the U.S. can bring democracy, peace and stability to one middle-eastern country (Iraq), there is no reason why it shouldn’t do the same for other ... Read More

President Obama, the peace monger, has just announced that the United States will not join its NATO allies and most other countries in formally banning landmines. “This administration undertook a policy review and we decided that our landmine policy remains in effect,” spokesman Ian Kelly told a briefing five days before a review conference in ... Read More