Tag Archives: Government
The End of Racism
This has been a long time coming but scientists have finally created a vaccine that cures racism and any type of prejudicial tendencies that people may have. The breakthrough occurred when the vaccine was able to completely shut down any mental processes that require decision-making based on experiential learning and learned experiences (learning through the [...]
Obama: I Am Not Prejudging Them
President Obama, in an NBC News interview, said that the people of the United States will not be offended once our judicial system convicts and executes the 9/11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. This was in response to conservative objections to holding a civil trial on U.S. soil (New York city).
I think the conservatives are missing [...]
Healthcare Bill To Provide Everyone Coverage (By Force!)
So it turns out that the new healthcare bill that all the Democrats are touting as the greatest thing since sliced bread, will force individuals to buy health insurance or pay a penalty. What a terrible thing for insurance companies. ‘Oh the poor insurance companies’ cry the Republicans. The worry was that private companies would [...]
Oh Joy, Unemployment Above 10%!
Worry not my fellow Americans; the government is on top of things. Those of us educated in the perfectly predictable science of economics know that the government is on top of things and will curb unemployment when the time is just right. They have good reason for doing the things that they do; for example, [...]
Indians to be Forgotten After Obama Presidency
On Thursday, at an Interior Department summit, Obama said that he was concerned about the plight of the Indians, and promised that this time the tribes were getting more than just lip service. He further solidified his position, as a great promise-keeper, by pointing to the swift change he made to the military’s Don’t Ask, [...]
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