Tag Archives: Government
The Orange Juice Party Is Here!
The latest of the breakfast beverage parties has taken the political scene by storm. In a response to the Tea Party and the Coffee Party, a growing number of activists have joined together to create the Orange Juice Party.
“We are tired of all these wannabe political activists starting idiotic parties, and spewing their rhetoric. The [...]
St. Patrick’s Day: Four Leaf Clovers Now Grown in China
In a recent investigative report, it was revealed that most of the World’s four-leaf clovers are now grown in China. The report uncovered a wide network of clover fields across China. The US, British, and Irish governments are said to be planning an inquiry into the clover farming, and how we can work to reestablish [...]
2010 Census Making Obama Administration Nervous
The Obama administration is preparing for a backlash as the 2010 US Census gets underway. It is believed that his popularity will fall even farther among certain groups of Americans once the census reveals that the majority white population is slowly losing its majority status. But since it hasn’t yet, it is important for politicians [...]
US Accuses China of Enabling US Overspending
The US Government, in a bold move, is accusing China of being an enabler. The accusation comes at an important time since China’s growing economic and political might is threatening to challenge the dominance of the US and putting a strain on the Sino-American relationship.
With the massive savings of the Chinese population and government, China [...]
UFO Sightings on the Decline
In a new study released by a group of scientists and philosophers discusses the noticeable drop in UFO sightings over the past decade. The paper brings up very interesting questions about the reason an advanced civilization would stop, or at least reduce, visits to a relatively primitive planet like the Earth.
The main contention of the [...]
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