KFC has just introduced their latest menu item to help contribute to the health of our nation. The new item is called the Double Down, a new kind of ‘sandwich’. The genius behind this new ‘sandwich’ is that it cuts out the bread to reduce carbohydrates making the Double Down a very healthy food item. ... Read More

Rehab centers seem to work miracles for celebrities, so why not have a rehab program for every possible misstep? The Sarcasmist interviewed the genius behind CRC: “I came up with the idea after Jesse James…that’s Sandra Bullock’s husband…announced that he’ll be seeking help for his ‘personal problems’ and entering a rehab facility to face his ... Read More

The new healthcare bill contains some interesting language that might go unnoticed were it not for the Sarcasmist’s network of reporters (people who report things to me). One of the most interesting is the new indoor tanning salon tax, where indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10% tax beginning in July. Most think that ... Read More

A major study regarding life-expectancy and the causes of death most prevalent in modern society has led to an astonishing result: More people die from natural causes than any other illness or disease. “We found that most people die of natural causes, not long-term illnesses or violent ends such as car crashes or wars. This ... Read More

In a groundbreaking lawsuit, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, is filing a suit against a well-known food manufacturer, claiming that the fine print on their boxes was not fine enough. “Our client has suffered a great deal from the fact that she now weighs 300 pounds—she used to weight a mere 220– after going on a ... Read More