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Five Days Into the New Year

We are five days into the New Year and things seem to be going well. No one is trying to blow up our airplanes. The healthcare bill is well on its way to provide the universal coverage that President Obama promised. There are fewer and fewer fronts in the ‘War on Terror’. Partisanship seems to [...]

Company Recalls H1N1 Vaccine Because It Wasn’t Killing Enough People

The latest development in the swine flu ‘epidemic’ is the recall of over 4.5 million doses of the swine flu vaccine. After the news of the recall hit the streets, vaccine opponents thought that their paranoia had been vindicated as the recall was proof that the vaccines were not safe. As the story developed, it [...]

Veterinarians: The Solution to US Healthcare Woes

In a bold move, Congress has introduced an amendment to the languishing healthcare bill which promises to revolutionize U.S. healthcare. The amendment calls for veterinarians to be granted the right to treat humans for minor ailments. This amendment is projected to save billions of dollars a year in healthcare costs. What is more, there is [...]

Large Hadron Gives Scientists Large Hard-on

In an unexpected turn of events, the successful power-up of the Large Hadron Collider has made it something more than just a toy that is designed to unlock the mysteries of the Universe. The proton beams generated by the Collider have a very surprising effect. All the scientists working on the Collider as it powered [...]

Doctors Working on Growing Breasts

Researchers in Australia are working on developing a method to re-grow breast tissue following surgery. This process is being developed to help women regain their form and self confidence after going through the heart-wrenching experience of a mastectomy. The procedure is still in such an early stage that the researchers are hesitant to start talking [...]