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Odom & Kardashian Wedding To Revive Faith In Marriage

The CNN.com article used words and phrases such as ‘much anticipated’ and ‘record ratings’. Apparently the wedding episode was a ratings bonanza for the E! show.
How thrilling and interesting it must have been for millions of people to watch the wedding of Odom who gets paid to entertain idiots, by bouncing a ball around, and [...]

Leave Kanye West Alone!

Over the years the media and the public has repaid Mr. West’s quiet and dignified humility with nothing but jokes and accusations of arrogance and full-of-crapness. Today, The Sarcasmist is taking a stand against all the mean-spirited jokes and attacks.
Why can’t a recording artist (that’s right, he is an artist!) implicitly call himself a genius [...]

Jon Gosselin is Misunderstood Says Jon Gosselin

This came  as an absolute shock. How can anyone take their own side in the media circus that is reality television? For those of you who don’t know who Jon Gosselin is (what is wrong with you anyway? Don’t you watch every useless and disgusting reality show that’s on TV?), he is the fraternal half [...]

Jessica Simpson Wants a Man With a Big…

…intellect.
Her recent stints with football player Tony Romo and Hollywood prett-boy John Mayer apparently didn’t take for the lack of intellectual stimulation. Simpson has revealed that she gets “…bored out pretty easily”. That is the reason she cited for needing a man of intellect and substance instead of just a good looking chap with a [...]