Tag Archives: Hollywood
Schadenfreude Denied – Brangelina Is Fine
It turns out that the ‘news’ about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breaking up was just a successful attempt to get attention by a newspaper. This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the online gossip community who are enraged about the juiciest of celebrity gossip turning out to be untrue.
Gossipers and ill-wishers are extremely disappointed [...]
The End of the Tyra (Banks) Show: A National Tragedy
Tyra Banks recently announced that she will be ending her 5-year-run as a talk show host in the Spring of 2010.
“This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” Banks told People.com. “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.” (NY Daily News)
Intellectuals and [...]
Odom & Kardashian Wedding To Revive Faith In Marriage
The CNN.com article used words and phrases such as ‘much anticipated’ and ‘record ratings’. Apparently the wedding episode was a ratings bonanza for the E! show.
How thrilling and interesting it must have been for millions of people to watch the wedding of Odom who gets paid to entertain idiots, by bouncing a ball around, and [...]
Leave Kanye West Alone!
Over the years the media and the public has repaid Mr. West’s quiet and dignified humility with nothing but jokes and accusations of arrogance and full-of-crapness. Today, The Sarcasmist is taking a stand against all the mean-spirited jokes and attacks.
Why can’t a recording artist (that’s right, he is an artist!) implicitly call himself a genius [...]
Jon Gosselin is Misunderstood Says Jon Gosselin
This came as an absolute shock. How can anyone take their own side in the media circus that is reality television? For those of you who don’t know who Jon Gosselin is (what is wrong with you anyway? Don’t you watch every useless and disgusting reality show that’s on TV?), he is the fraternal half [...]
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