Tag Archives: Life
How Dare The Chinese Not Be Free?
The U.S. is very concerned with the lack of freedom the Chinese people suffer. This is one of the biggest concerns of our day. The freedom of other people is of paramount importance. China should surely follow the advice of the people who brought freedom and democracy to Iraq and are poised to do the [...]
Designer Vaginas
In a new surge to build self confidence, women are turning to labiaplasty, a cosmetic procedure which is meant to reduce the size of the labia minora (irony anyone?), in an attempt to make the vagina more attractive (Times Online). Unfortunately, these women are being fleeced of thousands of dollars without knowing the reality of [...]
Lose Weight Using Math
In yet another humanitarian effort by the Sarcasmist, he is determined to put an end to FATS (Fat Assault Through Spillover). It is a well known fact that airplane travel is exceedingly uncomfortable due to the tiny seats (which only recline half an inch), and the constant hum of the jet engines (to name [...]
Drunk Pilot – That’s Nice
Only a few weeks after the Northwest fiasco, where two pilots overshot the airport they were supposed to land in by 1.5 hours, a United Airlines pilot is charged with being drunk as he was about to start a transatlantic flight. (Reuters)
Every time something like this happens I am reminded of the often-used line that [...]
Become Rich by Working at Home
You’ve always known that you are too good for any type of physical labor or, for that matter, an office job. You’ve always known that you were meant for something greater, and have waited all of your life to be given that lucky break so you can prove your worth. Your wait is over. The [...]
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