This is a story that illustrates why you shouldn’t try to take out your anger through physical violence, and instead hire a lawyer and hit them where it really hurts. You see, a few months ago Rolando Negrin’s coworkers found out that his man-parts leave something to be desired. This information came to light during ... Read More

“Weight-loss surgery should only be used in the most severely obese of children, and then only with extreme caution due to the risks and the fact its effectiveness remains unknown, health experts said on Thursday.” (Reuters) Next they are going to tell us that children should exercise and eat properly instead of stuffing their faces ... Read More

For a while I was worried that the political correctness craze had died down, until I saw a story about high school students being sent home for wearing clothing that had the American flag on them to school on Cinco de Mayo. What were these kids thinking? Everyone knows that on Cinco de Mayo you ... Read More

The Sarcasmist has learned, through a secret source, that the Homeland Security office plans to implement new measure to thwart future bombing attempts. This was, of course, triggered by the Time Square bomb scare that luckily ended without incident. An observant shopkeeper alerted the authorities of a suspicious black Nissan Pathfinder SUV which was parked ... Read More

New research shows that being overweight can possibly contribute to being bullied. The researchers of the study were not expecting to see the targeting of obese children by bullies since about half of kids are overweight or obese. So it seems that we probably need to hit a 75% or more obesity level before the ... Read More