Tag Archives: Life
10 Signs You Might Be Addicted to Facebook
1. You poke your family, instead of saying ‘hello’, when you get home.
2. You only know about birthdays of your friends and family because Facebook tells you about them.
3. You are a fan of so many pages that you spend most of your day reading the updates instead of doing anything else.
4. When away from [...]
Anti-Abortion Activist Admits Being an Abortion Doctor
In a shocking revelation, one of the staunchest anti-abortion activists in the United States has admitted to being an abortion doctor.
Ian A. Bortt, the leader of the largest anti-abortion movement in the US was seen, by one of his activist friends, coming out of an abortion clinic which remained suspiciously unexploded. After further investigation by [...]
Study Finds That Rich People Are Better Off
A new socioeconomic study has revealed that rich people have far more money than the blue collar workers and families. The study concentrated on the disparities that exist but often go unnoticed during day-to-day life. Some of the findings of the study include:
- A rich person is much more likely to serve caviar at a [...]
The Fat Gene Discovered
One of the most earth-shattering discoveries promises to provide the perfect excuse for those who have no self-control.
Scientists at the University of Florida at Tampa have discovered the fat gene, which is believed to be responsible for obesity among people who are incapable of avoiding excessive food intake. Dr. Fredric A. Tass, the lead scientist [...]
The Apology Channel
In light of the growing number of celebrity apologies regarding their misbehavior in matters personal and public, a new cable television channel, launching on March 1st, will be dedicated to covering public figure apologies in great detail. The coverage will include docu-dramas detailing the events that led up to the apology as well as follow-up [...]
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