Tag Archives: Marriage
Schadenfreude Denied – Brangelina Is Fine
It turns out that the ‘news’ about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breaking up was just a successful attempt to get attention by a newspaper. This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the online gossip community who are enraged about the juiciest of celebrity gossip turning out to be untrue.
Gossipers and ill-wishers are extremely disappointed [...]
Tiger Woods: Lover of the Female Form
Many married men have fallen victim to lust and destroyed their life and well as the lives of their families; however, the Tiger Woods saga is a completely different animal. The Sarcasmist’s highly trained news ninjas have found out that Mr. Woods’ original intentions were nothing but the mere infatuation by the female form.
Allegedly, Mr. [...]
Rosie O’Donnell Stops Pretending
It turns out that Rosie O’Donnell’s significant other, Kelli Carpenter, moved out two years ago; a fact that O’Donnell has been keeping quiet about this entire time. She is, however, very happy with Kelli’s replacement, a long-haired Chihuahua.
During a talk, on her radio show, with Sonya Fitzpatrick (a pet psychic) O’Donnell revealed that Misty (that’s [...]
Study: Men Six Times More Douchey Than Women
A U.S. study of men and women suffering from cancer has revealed that “women are six times more likely to end up separated or divorced if they are diagnosed with cancer or multiple sclerosis than if their male partners were facing the same illness.” (Reuters)
There is obviously a scientific explanation for this. It can’t possibly [...]
Odom & Kardashian Wedding To Revive Faith In Marriage
The CNN.com article used words and phrases such as ‘much anticipated’ and ‘record ratings’. Apparently the wedding episode was a ratings bonanza for the E! show.
How thrilling and interesting it must have been for millions of people to watch the wedding of Odom who gets paid to entertain idiots, by bouncing a ball around, and [...]
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