Log in | Register
Posts Tagged ‘Marriage’

Ellen Wears the Pants

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 9, 2010 - Comments (5)

After two years of marriage Portia de Rossi will legally take Ellen’s last name. The papers, TMZ.com reported, state the reason for the name change as, “Petitioner is taking the last name of her spouse.” The change won’t be official until a hearing scheduled for Sept. 23 takes place, according to People magazine. (CBS News) ... Read More

Bristol & Levi to be Wed

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 14, 2010 - Comments (5)

That’s right folks, Us Weekly has scooped every other respectable publication in confirming that Bristol and Levi are now engaged, which would presumably lead to a presidential run by Sarah Palin. I am sorry, I mean, it would lead to marriage for the two lovebirds. “We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol, 19, tells Us ... Read More

Al & Tipper Gore Separating

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 1, 2010 - Comments (8)

It’s always the last person you expect; in this case it was probably because we hardly think about the married lives of politicians unless they screw it up. “This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration,” the former vice president ... Read More

5 Sarcastic Answers Women Never Get

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 22, 2010 - Comments (40)

A: About how small your ass looks in those pants. Q: What are you thinking? A: No honey, the pants have nothing to do with it. Q: Do I look fat in these pants? A: Of course not—she just looks prettier. Q: Do you think she is prettier than me? A: Celebrate…your life! Q: What ... Read More

Schadenfreude Denied – Brangelina Is Fine

Written by The Sarcasmist on February 8, 2010 - Comments (13)

It turns out that the ‘news’ about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breaking up was just a successful attempt to get attention by a newspaper. This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the online gossip community who are enraged about the juiciest of celebrity gossip turning out to be untrue. Gossipers and ill-wishers are extremely ... Read More