Tag Archives: Money
Got Ass Space?
In a stroke of brilliance some ‘entrapraneur’ has had the genius idea to create a site (GotAdSpace) to allow anyone to offer ad-space for rent. You can offer your forehead for a company logo tattoo or your butt-cheek for a temporary decal if you are a beach bunny who is particularly fond of tiny thong [...]
Obama Chides Banks Into Aiding In Recovery
President Obama’s new plan is to scold the banks into being something more than money-making machines. After meeting with executive from Bank of America, Wells Fargo and JP Morgan Chase, et al, Obama said that the banks have an obligation to help accelerate the U.S. economic recovery.
President Obama’s new plan is to guilt the bank [...]
Become Rich by Working at Home
You’ve always known that you are too good for any type of physical labor or, for that matter, an office job. You’ve always known that you were meant for something greater, and have waited all of your life to be given that lucky break so you can prove your worth. Your wait is over. The [...]
Healthcare Bill To Provide Everyone Coverage (By Force!)
So it turns out that the new healthcare bill that all the Democrats are touting as the greatest thing since sliced bread, will force individuals to buy health insurance or pay a penalty. What a terrible thing for insurance companies. ‘Oh the poor insurance companies’ cry the Republicans. The worry was that private companies would [...]
Free Market Flawed. In Other News, The Sky Is Blue.
It turns out that 89% of people polled across 27 countries believe that the free market economy is not working well. This is very perplexing because the World economy seems to be doing pretty well. All the printed and borrowed money being pumped into the economies is helping fuel the jobless ‘recovery’. All these people [...]
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