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Posts Tagged ‘Money’

GM Reports a $4.3 Billion Loss in Second Half of 2009

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 7, 2010 - Comments (16)

Who would have guessed that the people who couldn’t run the company before would continue doing a bad job? This has come as a shock to almost everyone who is has been following the trials and tribulations of the once iconic American car company. General Motors is stressing that despite the dire report, it started ... Read More

Mystery River Rescue Man an Idiot

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 5, 2010 - Comments (46)

This past Saturday afternoon, an unidentified Frenchman dove into New York’s East River to help out the father of a little girl who had jumped in to rescue his daughter. The media-shy rescuer is nowhere to be found. After the rescue, he climbed out of the river, got into a taxi cab, and disappeared as ... Read More

American Car Companies to Boost Oversized Car Production

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 5, 2010 - Comments (9)

In a revealing interview with the Sarcasmist, several auto industry spokespeople said that the big three American car companies had no plans of making smaller cars. “Americans are getting fatter and there is no foreseeable ebb in this obesity trend. As any good business would do, we are investing in our future, and developing a ... Read More

Rich Man Cheats on Young Girlfriend with Even Younger Girl

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 30, 2010 - Comments (17)

The Sarcasmist was left breathless and shocked while researching a story during which it was revealed that for the first time in history of mismatched relationships, a rich man has cheated on his much younger girlfriend. It is a very sad day when reality slaps us in the face and shows us the harshness of ... Read More

No Mail on Saturdays

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 29, 2010 - Comments (14)

Apparently the US government will be considering a proposal from the United States Postal Service which is recommending the end to the 6-day delivery available to USPS customers. This move, says the USPS, would reduce the annual cost of the agency by $3 billion. It is believed that the mailbox manufacturing lobby is behind this ... Read More