Tag Archives: People
Anti-Gay Republican Senator Tired of Missing Out On Being Fabulous
In a shocking revelation, republican state Senator Roy Ashburn admitted to being gay.
The admission came after he was arrested on suspicions of drunk driving near a gay nightclub.
Even though he is distraught over the fact that his personal life has spilled into his life as a public servant, he is said to be relieved he [...]
Study Finds That Rich People Are Better Off
A new socioeconomic study has revealed that rich people have far more money than the blue collar workers and families. The study concentrated on the disparities that exist but often go unnoticed during day-to-day life. Some of the findings of the study include:
- A rich person is much more likely to serve caviar at a [...]
Psychic Denies Being Surprised By Surprise Birthday Party
In a twisted outcome, a psychic was hospitalized yesterday after being scared into a heart attack by what was supposed to be a surprise birthday party.
The psychic in question, who asked to remain anonymous, had an upcoming birthday, but his wife decided to throw him a surprise party a few days in advance, to simply [...]
The Apology Channel
In light of the growing number of celebrity apologies regarding their misbehavior in matters personal and public, a new cable television channel, launching on March 1st, will be dedicated to covering public figure apologies in great detail. The coverage will include docu-dramas detailing the events that led up to the apology as well as follow-up [...]
Schadenfreude Denied – Brangelina Is Fine
It turns out that the ‘news’ about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breaking up was just a successful attempt to get attention by a newspaper. This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the online gossip community who are enraged about the juiciest of celebrity gossip turning out to be untrue.
Gossipers and ill-wishers are extremely disappointed [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
