Tag Archives: People
The Apology Channel
In light of the growing number of celebrity apologies regarding their misbehavior in matters personal and public, a new cable television channel, launching on March 1st, will be dedicated to covering public figure apologies in great detail. The coverage will include docu-dramas detailing the events that led up to the apology as well as follow-up [...]
Schadenfreude Denied – Brangelina Is Fine
It turns out that the ‘news’ about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt breaking up was just a successful attempt to get attention by a newspaper. This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the online gossip community who are enraged about the juiciest of celebrity gossip turning out to be untrue.
Gossipers and ill-wishers are extremely disappointed [...]
10 Signs You Might Be a Douchebag
1. You spend most of your time online correcting spelling errors without ever contributing anything substantive to the conversation.
2. You ask for the manager when you realize the $0.99 soup you ordered doesn’t live up to your standards.
3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post.
4. You keep complaining about how there [...]
Who Could Have Guessed That The Jay Leno Show Would Be A Flop?
The news of the failure of Jay Leno’s new show (cleverly called The Jay Leno Show) carried with it such shock that it has rattled some people to the core. Who would have guessed that duplicating the Tonight Show (save for the desk) and moving it from 11:30pm to 10:00pm wasn’t the programming genius that [...]
Hemorrhoid Awareness Campaign: Shining Light Where the Sun Don’t Shine
The Sarcasmist, in its continuing humanitarian efforts, has just launched the most ambitious effort to eliminate hemorrhoids.
As one of the most embarrassing and uncomfortable topics to bring up, hemorrhoids have been a pain in the ass for too long! The Sarcasmist is determined to shine new light on where the sun don’t shine and to [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
