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Posts Tagged ‘People’

Man Beats Coworker & Now Everyone Knows He Has a Small Penis

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 7, 2010 - Comments (11)

This is a story that illustrates why you shouldn’t try to take out your anger through physical violence, and instead hire a lawyer and hit them where it really hurts. You see, a few months ago Rolando Negrin’s coworkers found out that his man-parts leave something to be desired. This information came to light during ... Read More

Bieber Fans Want Kardashian Dead

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 5, 2010 - Comments (29)

Here is a perfect reason why fans should be called what they really are, fanatics. After Bieber revealed that he had the hots for Kardashian, and then ended up meeting her at the White House Correspondents’ dinner, his rabid fans came after Kardashian with death threats on twitter. On Tuesday, the reality star tweeted, “Seriously ... Read More

Sub Women in the Navy

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 30, 2010 - Comments (29)

Women in the United States Navy have finally won a hard-fought battle to spend months in dark and cramped quarters with horny men. “The first U.S. women allowed to serve aboard submarines will be reporting for duty by 2012, the Navy said Thursday as the military ordered an end to one of its few remaining ... Read More

Teacher to Sue Pupil for Drawing Bunny

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 30, 2010 - Comments (22)

There are always stories that make your jaw hit the floor, but this one deserves special attention. A teacher in the German town of Vechta, who suffers from rabbit phobia, is suing for compensation for trauma caused by one of her pupils drawing a rabbit on the board. “We did it for fun and out ... Read More

Ninjas Protest Belgian Burqa Ban

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 30, 2010 - Comments (19)

Legislators in Belgium have voted almost unanimously to ban veils that cover women’s entire face. Muslim and human rights groups have an unusual supporter in their fight against this obvious attack on religious freedom: The Belgian Ninja Association (BNA). “This legislation is going to destroy our mystique. What are we supposed to do, run around ... Read More