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Obama: I Am Not Prejudging Them

President Obama, in an NBC News interview, said that the people of the United States will not be offended once our judicial system convicts and executes the 9/11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. This was in response to conservative objections to holding a civil trial on U.S. soil (New York city).
I think the conservatives are missing [...]

The Cause of Americans Losing Their Job: Obama

President Obama does not realize that he is the reason why many people can no longer voice their opinions for the fear of losing their jobs or being harassed by liberals. One prime example of Obama’s devastating impact on the job-market has been our beloved Lou Dobbs. As you may well know, he is no [...]

Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students

Holy Crap! It’s a good thing CNN was not trying to capitalize on the Fort Hood Shooting, or there would be outrage.
This has got to be one of my favorite headlines of all time. They might as well have expanded the headline to read:
Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students & Muslim Doctor Killed Christian Soldiers
But [...]

Healthcare Bill To Provide Everyone Coverage (By Force!)

So it turns out that the new healthcare bill that all the Democrats are touting as the greatest thing since sliced bread, will force individuals to buy health insurance or pay a penalty. What a terrible thing for insurance companies. ‘Oh the poor insurance companies’ cry the Republicans. The worry was that private companies would [...]

Oh Joy, Unemployment Above 10%!

Worry not my fellow Americans; the government is on top of things. Those of us educated in the perfectly predictable science of economics know that the government is on top of things and will curb unemployment when the time is just right. They have good reason for doing the things that they do; for example, [...]