Tag Archives: Politics & Government
Haiti Benefit Blog Post
The Sarcasmist would like to urge all of its supporters who read this blog post to donate money to the Haitian rescue and help efforts. The Sarcasmist got this idea from the numerous celebrities and entertainers who are selflessly joining telethons and holding benefit concerts and asking other people to send money. The biggest of [...]
Company Recalls H1N1 Vaccine Because It Wasn’t Killing Enough People
The latest development in the swine flu ‘epidemic’ is the recall of over 4.5 million doses of the swine flu vaccine. After the news of the recall hit the streets, vaccine opponents thought that their paranoia had been vindicated as the recall was proof that the vaccines were not safe. As the story developed, it [...]
Obama Seen Drinking Tea!
The latest report from the Sarcasmist informants is that President Barack Obama has been seen enjoying high tea, and what is worse he put milk in it.
It has been long suspected that President Obama was in the pocket of the British, but it is now clear that he is indeed a rabid socialist. Who else [...]
Veterinarians: The Solution to US Healthcare Woes
In a bold move, Congress has introduced an amendment to the languishing healthcare bill which promises to revolutionize U.S. healthcare. The amendment calls for veterinarians to be granted the right to treat humans for minor ailments. This amendment is projected to save billions of dollars a year in healthcare costs. What is more, there is [...]
Obama Chides Banks Into Aiding In Recovery
President Obama’s new plan is to scold the banks into being something more than money-making machines. After meeting with executive from Bank of America, Wells Fargo and JP Morgan Chase, et al, Obama said that the banks have an obligation to help accelerate the U.S. economic recovery.
President Obama’s new plan is to guilt the bank [...]
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