Californians are often considered loony and far too liberal. A new ordinance for Santa Clara County is about to dispel that myth. Santa Clara County has become the first in the nation to ban plastic toys and trinkets as promotional items in fast food meals with more than 485 calories. As everyone knows, 485 is ... Read More

The Sarcasmist network of moles is reporting that there is new legislation about to be unveiled that will require news outlets to stop running ‘idiotic headlines’. “It is apparently being pushed by a Libertarian senator who is sick of exaggerated and provocative headlines that then disappoint with a mundane article about something that only vaguely ... Read More

The latest of the breakfast beverage parties has taken the political scene by storm. In a response to the Tea Party and the Coffee Party, a growing number of activists have joined together to create the Orange Juice Party. “We are tired of all these wannabe political activists starting idiotic parties, and spewing their rhetoric. ... Read More

The US Government, in a bold move, is accusing China of being an enabler. The accusation comes at an important time since China’s growing economic and political might is threatening to challenge the dominance of the US and putting a strain on the Sino-American relationship. With the massive savings of the Chinese population and government, ... Read More

Hearkening back to the days of the Cold War with the Soviet Union, the Pentagon is working on starting a cold war with the Al Qaeda to replace the actual war it is fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. This new approach is meant to keep the War on Terror alive and well, while reducing the ... Read More