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3D Concerts: The Next Rage In Entertainment

With the recent popularity and success of 3D movies such as Avatar, and the launch of 3D television sets by Samsung, Panasonic, and Sony, it was only a matter of time before 3D technology spilled into other areas of the entertainment industry. 3D concerts are the latest trick that technical wizards are pulling out of [...]

Psychic Denies Being Surprised By Surprise Birthday Party

In a twisted outcome, a psychic was hospitalized yesterday after being scared into a heart attack by what was supposed to be a surprise birthday party.
The psychic in question, who asked to remain anonymous, had an upcoming birthday, but his wife decided to throw him a surprise party a few days in advance, to simply [...]

The Fat Gene Discovered

One of the most earth-shattering discoveries promises to provide the perfect excuse for those who have no self-control.
Scientists at the University of Florida at Tampa have discovered the fat gene, which is believed to be responsible for obesity among people who are incapable of avoiding excessive food intake. Dr. Fredric A. Tass, the lead scientist [...]

The Apology Channel

In light of the growing number of celebrity apologies regarding their misbehavior in matters personal and public, a new cable television channel, launching on March 1st, will be dedicated to covering public figure apologies in great detail. The coverage will include docu-dramas detailing the events that led up to the apology as well as follow-up [...]

10 Signs You Might Be a Douchebag

1. You spend most of your time online correcting spelling errors without ever contributing anything substantive to the conversation.
2. You ask for the manager when you realize the $0.99 soup you ordered doesn’t live up to your standards.
3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post.
4. You keep complaining about how there [...]