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The Cause of Americans Losing Their Job: Obama

President Obama does not realize that he is the reason why many people can no longer voice their opinions for the fear of losing their jobs or being harassed by liberals. One prime example of Obama’s devastating impact on the job-market has been our beloved Lou Dobbs. As you may well know, he is no [...]

Chris Brown Leaves The Rest To God

In a statement to MTV News, Chris Brown said that he is extremely sorry for what he did, but maintains that the details of his hissy fit should remain between him and Rihanna. It is understandable, the longer this story stays in the news, the harder it is going to be for him to get [...]

Joe Jackson A Bigger Leech Than Previously Thought

It turns out that Joe Jackson has lots of expenses that his dead son needs to take care of. After all, an 81-year-old guy needs bling and cash, otherwise who would pay any attention to him. The good thing is that he actually was able to find some kind-hearted lawyers to plead his case in [...]

Jessica Simpson Wants a Man With a Big…

…intellect.
Her recent stints with football player Tony Romo and Hollywood prett-boy John Mayer apparently didn’t take for the lack of intellectual stimulation. Simpson has revealed that she gets “…bored out pretty easily”. That is the reason she cited for needing a man of intellect and substance instead of just a good looking chap with a [...]

Look Ma, I Knows Grammar!

I have been put to shame countless times by the Internet grammarians who are ever so vigilant in their efforts to put an end to sloppy spellcheckers and grammar ignoramuses run amuck.
I wanted to take time to apologize for my irreverence towards these kind souls who roam the Internet selflessly correcting all of us who [...]