Every year Maxim magazine releases a list of the top 100 hottest women in the World. Last year Olivia Wilde, of House M.D. fame, was the hottest woman in the World; however, this year she has become ugly enough to be pushed down to the number twenty slot. The Sarcasmist contacted Ms. Wilde for her ... Read More

A New York Times story, about the high cost of designer pants, really caught my attention. The article quotes people who explain why it makes perfect sense to pay $550 for a pair of pants. “The cost of creating those things has nothing to do with the price,” said David A. Aaker, the vice chairman ... Read More

The mystery of UFOs and alien visitors from other planets has come to an abrupt end by a direct transmission received from an extraterrestrial civilization. The Sarcasmist has been able to obtain a transcript of the transmission which, in part, reads: “We declare our presence to humanity. After decades of flying around in your airspace ... Read More

Scientist have devised a new utensil that helps you burn calories while you eat. The invention is called ‘Heavy Hand’. It is a simple yet ingenious idea. The device is a simple fork; however, the fork is made from super dense iridium, which makes it extremely heavy. So with each bite of the food that ... Read More

Science has discovered yet another crucial component of what is surely to be a crowning achievement for the field of sociology. “We have been able to uncover the one excuse that will help anyone justify their shortcomings, laziness, or anything they are too lazy to address. This discovery will help eliminate any type of responsibility ... Read More