1. You spend most of your time online correcting spelling errors without ever contributing anything substantive to the conversation.
2. You ask for the manager when you realize the $0.99 soup you ordered doesn’t live up to your standards.
3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post.
4. You keep complaining about how there [...]
Apparently some company in Michigan (the place best known for…you guessed it, sarcasm) has gone through the arduous task of creating the sarcasm mark, and offering a computer program (for $1.99) to provide the ability to use the holy grail of punctuation, the ‘SarcMark’. It’s apparently a half closed circle with a dot in the [...]
The news of the failure of Jay Leno’s new show (cleverly called The Jay Leno Show) carried with it such shock that it has rattled some people to the core. Who would have guessed that duplicating the Tonight Show (save for the desk) and moving it from 11:30pm to 10:00pm wasn’t the programming genius that [...]
Tyra Banks recently announced that she will be ending her 5-year-run as a talk show host in the Spring of 2010.
“This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” Banks told People.com. “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.” (NY Daily News)
Intellectuals and [...]
Many married men have fallen victim to lust and destroyed their life and well as the lives of their families; however, the Tiger Woods saga is a completely different animal. The Sarcasmist’s highly trained news ninjas have found out that Mr. Woods’ original intentions were nothing but the mere infatuation by the female form.
Allegedly, Mr. [...]