The United States Post Office is asking US citizens to stop sending letters to God. The amount of work that the handling of such letters is creating is resulting in a huge deficit in efficiency. “We understand that need for people to communicate with their maker; however, in light of the severe economic stress that ... Read More

This past Saturday afternoon, an unidentified Frenchman dove into New York’s East River to help out the father of a little girl who had jumped in to rescue his daughter. The media-shy rescuer is nowhere to be found. After the rescue, he climbed out of the river, got into a taxi cab, and disappeared as ... Read More

In an unprecedented development, the Sarcasmist is requiring all its users to buy t-shirts at exorbitant prices. This, the website says, is a requirement for anyone who wishes to continue reading the unfunny blog postings. “In order for my visitors to get the most out of the experience of visiting my site, it is required ... Read More

In a twisted outcome, a psychic was hospitalized yesterday after being scared into a heart attack by what was supposed to be a surprise birthday party. The psychic in question, who asked to remain anonymous, had an upcoming birthday, but his wife decided to throw him a surprise party a few days in advance, to ... Read More

One of the most earth-shattering discoveries promises to provide the perfect excuse for those who have no self-control. Scientists at the University of Florida at Tampa have discovered the fat gene, which is believed to be responsible for obesity among people who are incapable of avoiding excessive food intake. Dr. Fredric A. Tass, the lead ... Read More