1. You spend most of your time online correcting spelling errors without ever contributing anything substantive to the conversation. 2. You ask for the manager when you realize the $0.99 soup you ordered doesn’t live up to your standards. 3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post. 4. You keep complaining ... Read More

Apparently some company in Michigan (the place best known for…you guessed it, sarcasm) has gone through the arduous task of creating the sarcasm mark, and offering a computer program (for $1.99) to provide the ability to use the holy grail of punctuation, the ‘SarcMark’. It’s apparently a half closed circle with a dot in the ... Read More

I have been put to shame countless times by the Internet grammarians who are ever so vigilant in their efforts to put an end to sloppy spellcheckers and grammar ignoramuses run amuck. I wanted to take time to apologize for my irreverence towards these kind souls who roam the Internet selflessly correcting all of us ... Read More