Tag Archives: Sarcasm
Oprah, Please Don’t Go!
In a selfless decision, Oprah Winfrey, has announced that she’ll be ending her long-running talk show in September of 2011. This comes as a shock to everyone since her ratings had been dropping for a long time and she was able to make less money.
“After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, [...]
Obama: I Am Not Prejudging Them
President Obama, in an NBC News interview, said that the people of the United States will not be offended once our judicial system convicts and executes the 9/11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. This was in response to conservative objections to holding a civil trial on U.S. soil (New York city).
I think the conservatives are missing [...]
The Cause of Americans Losing Their Job: Obama
President Obama does not realize that he is the reason why many people can no longer voice their opinions for the fear of losing their jobs or being harassed by liberals. One prime example of Obama’s devastating impact on the job-market has been our beloved Lou Dobbs. As you may well know, he is no [...]
Doctors Working on Growing Breasts
Researchers in Australia are working on developing a method to re-grow breast tissue following surgery. This process is being developed to help women regain their form and self confidence after going through the heart-wrenching experience of a mastectomy. The procedure is still in such an early stage that the researchers are hesitant to start talking [...]
Study: Men Six Times More Douchey Than Women
A U.S. study of men and women suffering from cancer has revealed that “women are six times more likely to end up separated or divorced if they are diagnosed with cancer or multiple sclerosis than if their male partners were facing the same illness.” (Reuters)
There is obviously a scientific explanation for this. It can’t possibly [...]
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