Tag Archives: Satire
The End of Racism
This has been a long time coming but scientists have finally created a vaccine that cures racism and any type of prejudicial tendencies that people may have. The breakthrough occurred when the vaccine was able to completely shut down any mental processes that require decision-making based on experiential learning and learned experiences (learning through the [...]
Obama: I Am Not Prejudging Them
President Obama, in an NBC News interview, said that the people of the United States will not be offended once our judicial system convicts and executes the 9/11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. This was in response to conservative objections to holding a civil trial on U.S. soil (New York city).
I think the conservatives are missing [...]
How Dare The Chinese Not Be Free?
The U.S. is very concerned with the lack of freedom the Chinese people suffer. This is one of the biggest concerns of our day. The freedom of other people is of paramount importance. China should surely follow the advice of the people who brought freedom and democracy to Iraq and are poised to do the [...]
Doctors Working on Growing Breasts
Researchers in Australia are working on developing a method to re-grow breast tissue following surgery. This process is being developed to help women regain their form and self confidence after going through the heart-wrenching experience of a mastectomy. The procedure is still in such an early stage that the researchers are hesitant to start talking [...]
Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students
Holy Crap! It’s a good thing CNN was not trying to capitalize on the Fort Hood Shooting, or there would be outrage.
This has got to be one of my favorite headlines of all time. They might as well have expanded the headline to read:
Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students & Muslim Doctor Killed Christian Soldiers
But [...]
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