Tag Archives: Satire
US Military Trying to Get Into A Cold War With Al Qaeda
Hearkening back to the days of the Cold War with the Soviet Union, the Pentagon is working on starting a cold war with the Al Qaeda to replace the actual war it is fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
This new approach is meant to keep the War on Terror alive and well, while reducing the cost [...]
NASCAR Drivers Tired of Driving In Circles
Unbeknownst to most, NASCAR drivers have secretly developed a campaign to change the shape of all the the race tracks so they are not so mind-numbingly boring. One of the more vociferous drivers, who wished to remain anonymous, said,
“It’s not just us–it’s the fans too! How long can someone just sit there and watch cars [...]
Revealed: Scientologists Very Stressed
In an unexpected revelation, a former member of the Church of Scientology has revealed that despite the highly effective Dianetics program (which starts with a stress test), Scientology members are highly stressed. This is very strange because almost all psychological and religious advice given by science fiction writers is extremely reliable, helpful, and effective.
For those [...]
Meteorologist Sues Local News Station After Being Laid Off
A Los Angeles television station is the defendant in a suit brought by a former weather person. The suit claims that the meteorologist, Raymond N. Ornaught, performed his job and did not provide false or unreliable information to the station’s viewers; however, the station manager vehemently defends his decision to terminate Mr. Ornaught, saying…
“All he [...]
Anti-Gay Republican Senator Tired of Missing Out On Being Fabulous
In a shocking revelation, republican state Senator Roy Ashburn admitted to being gay.
The admission came after he was arrested on suspicions of drunk driving near a gay nightclub.
Even though he is distraught over the fact that his personal life has spilled into his life as a public servant, he is said to be relieved he [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
