Tag Archives: Satire
Anti-Abortion Activist Admits Being an Abortion Doctor
In a shocking revelation, one of the staunchest anti-abortion activists in the United States has admitted to being an abortion doctor.
Ian A. Bortt, the leader of the largest anti-abortion movement in the US was seen, by one of his activist friends, coming out of an abortion clinic which remained suspiciously unexploded. After further investigation by [...]
Study Finds That Rich People Are Better Off
A new socioeconomic study has revealed that rich people have far more money than the blue collar workers and families. The study concentrated on the disparities that exist but often go unnoticed during day-to-day life. Some of the findings of the study include:
- A rich person is much more likely to serve caviar at a [...]
Psychic Denies Being Surprised By Surprise Birthday Party
In a twisted outcome, a psychic was hospitalized yesterday after being scared into a heart attack by what was supposed to be a surprise birthday party.
The psychic in question, who asked to remain anonymous, had an upcoming birthday, but his wife decided to throw him a surprise party a few days in advance, to simply [...]
The Apology Channel
In light of the growing number of celebrity apologies regarding their misbehavior in matters personal and public, a new cable television channel, launching on March 1st, will be dedicated to covering public figure apologies in great detail. The coverage will include docu-dramas detailing the events that led up to the apology as well as follow-up [...]
Stock Trading Illegal – Rules US Supreme Court
In a shocking decision, the United States Supreme Court has outlawed stock trading.
The decision, which was handed down this evening after days of deliberation by the Court, will outlaw stock trading for individuals (day traders), who use online services to buy and sell stocks. The court likened stock trading to gambling. In a nine-to-zero decision, [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
