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The Orange Juice Party Is Here!
The latest of the breakfast beverage parties has taken the political scene by storm. In a response to the Tea Party and the Coffee Party, a growing number of activists have joined together to create the Orange Juice Party.
“We are tired of all these wannabe political activists starting idiotic parties, and spewing their rhetoric. The [...]
New Endangered Species Found
In a stunning discovery, zoologists have found a new species of mammal. The new mammal, which has been dubbed ‘sochi’ (after the person who discovered it, Dr. Socha Hox), is a small primate about the size of a ring-tailed lemur. Some are already calling it the missing link, a label that Dr. Hox strongly denounces…
“We [...]
US Accuses China of Enabling US Overspending
The US Government, in a bold move, is accusing China of being an enabler. The accusation comes at an important time since China’s growing economic and political might is threatening to challenge the dominance of the US and putting a strain on the Sino-American relationship.
With the massive savings of the Chinese population and government, China [...]
US Military Trying to Get Into A Cold War With Al Qaeda
Hearkening back to the days of the Cold War with the Soviet Union, the Pentagon is working on starting a cold war with the Al Qaeda to replace the actual war it is fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
This new approach is meant to keep the War on Terror alive and well, while reducing the cost [...]
NASCAR Drivers Tired of Driving In Circles
Unbeknownst to most, NASCAR drivers have secretly developed a campaign to change the shape of all the the race tracks so they are not so mind-numbingly boring. One of the more vociferous drivers, who wished to remain anonymous, said,
“It’s not just us–it’s the fans too! How long can someone just sit there and watch cars [...]
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