A new study claims that most parents don’t think that their own kids are having or interested in sex, but believe that that other people’s kids are. “Parents I interviewed had a very hard time thinking about their own teen children as sexually desiring subjects,” said study researcher Sinikka Elliott, an assistant professor of sociology ... Read More

New research shows that being overweight can possibly contribute to being bullied. The researchers of the study were not expecting to see the targeting of obese children by bullies since about half of kids are overweight or obese. So it seems that we probably need to hit a 75% or more obesity level before the ... Read More

The mystery of UFOs and alien visitors from other planets has come to an abrupt end by a direct transmission received from an extraterrestrial civilization. The Sarcasmist has been able to obtain a transcript of the transmission which, in part, reads: “We declare our presence to humanity. After decades of flying around in your airspace ... Read More

One of the most earth-shattering discoveries promises to provide the perfect excuse for those who have no self-control. Scientists at the University of Florida at Tampa have discovered the fat gene, which is believed to be responsible for obesity among people who are incapable of avoiding excessive food intake. Dr. Fredric A. Tass, the lead ... Read More

The latest theo-scientific discussions around religion and the existence of God have produced fascinating results. The theory being proffered is that God is a procrastinator and keeps putting off revealing himself to mankind. Though this new theory has gained popularity among a minor group, it has ruffled the feathers of both believers and atheists alike. ... Read More