Tag Archives: Television
Mom Sues Cable Network: My Baby Won’t Breastfeed
In a snafu, a major cable network accidentally beamed previews of adult shows onto kids programming. This has resulted in a lawsuit, which is something the network expected; however, the allegations and damages being sought came as a surprise.
“Mrs. Bobbie S. Agsia is asserting that while watching a children’s show with her infant, the adult [...]
Meteorologist Sues Local News Station After Being Laid Off
A Los Angeles television station is the defendant in a suit brought by a former weather person. The suit claims that the meteorologist, Raymond N. Ornaught, performed his job and did not provide false or unreliable information to the station’s viewers; however, the station manager vehemently defends his decision to terminate Mr. Ornaught, saying…
“All he [...]
The Apology Channel
In light of the growing number of celebrity apologies regarding their misbehavior in matters personal and public, a new cable television channel, launching on March 1st, will be dedicated to covering public figure apologies in great detail. The coverage will include docu-dramas detailing the events that led up to the apology as well as follow-up [...]
Who Could Have Guessed That The Jay Leno Show Would Be A Flop?
The news of the failure of Jay Leno’s new show (cleverly called The Jay Leno Show) carried with it such shock that it has rattled some people to the core. Who would have guessed that duplicating the Tonight Show (save for the desk) and moving it from 11:30pm to 10:00pm wasn’t the programming genius that [...]
Five Days Into the New Year
We are five days into the New Year and things seem to be going well. No one is trying to blow up our airplanes. The healthcare bill is well on its way to provide the universal coverage that President Obama promised. There are fewer and fewer fronts in the ‘War on Terror’. Partisanship seems to [...]
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