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Posts Tagged ‘Television’

Bad Economy? The Situation Certainly Doesn’t Think So

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 24, 2010 - Comments (6)

‘The Situation’ is a familiar name to anyone who spends even a few minutes a day watching educational television. And he seems to be doing OK for himself, despite all the ridicule he suffers. Even though most people are eking out a living during this tough economy, The Situation is set to make about $5 ... Read More

Parents Sick of Symbols In Television Programming Titles

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 10, 2010 - Comments (14)

The Parents Television Council has come out against the new show “$#*! My Dad Says”. The Council has written a letter to the 340 most frequent television advertisers urging them to stay away from the show unless the name is changed. CBS is currently using a series of symbols in the title of the show ... Read More

Levi Johnston the Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska?

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 10, 2010 - Comments (1)

Following in Sarah Palin’s footsteps, Levi Johnston plans on running for city office. His travails will be documented on a new reality show which will chronicle his fatherhood and attempt to enter politics. “The docu-soap will follow the ever controversial, headline making, matinee idol, handsome father of one as he embarks on a run for ... Read More

Larry King to Retire After 25 Years at CNN

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 30, 2010 - Comments (5)

As you have probably heard, Larry King is about to retire, and CNN is scrambling to find a replacement. It is truly the end of an era. Just think of all the celebrities, business people, and politicians who have sat in the chair across from Larry King, and answered questions that probed as deeply as ... Read More

Top 10 Sarcastic Family Guy Quotes

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 12, 2010 - Comments (44)

10. “Aw, the South! Isn’t that the place where the black guys are lazy, and the white guys are just as lazy, but they’re mad at the black guys for being so lazy.” -Peter Griffin 9. “Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint: it’s in my diaper, and it’s not ... Read More