Again scientists have spent time on yet another worthwhile study about things that everyone already knew the answer to. This time the study has ‘revealed’ that women are likely to lie about a friend’s appearance (not tell her she looks like crap) in order to look better by comparison. Some even go as far as ... Read More

Women in the United States Navy have finally won a hard-fought battle to spend months in dark and cramped quarters with horny men. “The first U.S. women allowed to serve aboard submarines will be reporting for duty by 2012, the Navy said Thursday as the military ordered an end to one of its few remaining ... Read More

A: About how small your ass looks in those pants. Q: What are you thinking? A: No honey, the pants have nothing to do with it. Q: Do I look fat in these pants? A: Of course not—she just looks prettier. Q: Do you think she is prettier than me? A: Celebrate…your life! Q: What ... Read More

In a snafu, a major cable network accidentally beamed previews of adult shows onto kids programming. This has resulted in a lawsuit, which is something the network expected; however, the allegations and damages being sought came as a surprise. “Mrs. Bobbie S. Agsia is asserting that while watching a children’s show with her infant, the ... Read More

Inspired by a recent study, that concluded that women who drink moderately are less likely to gain weight, the Sarcasm Society’s research division launched a study to find the relationship between food intake and weight gain. Surprisingly, just like the ‘drunk women’ study, it was discovered that moderate food intake by women can be a ... Read More