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US Accuses China of Enabling US Overspending

The US Government, in a bold move, is accusing China of being an enabler. The accusation comes at an important time since China’s growing economic and political might is threatening to challenge the dominance of the US and putting a strain on the Sino-American relationship.
With the massive savings of the Chinese population and government, China [...]

US Military Trying to Get Into A Cold War With Al Qaeda

Hearkening back to the days of the Cold War with the Soviet Union, the Pentagon is working on starting a cold war with the Al Qaeda to replace the actual war it is fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
This new approach is meant to keep the War on Terror alive and well, while reducing the cost [...]

Five Days Into the New Year

We are five days into the New Year and things seem to be going well. No one is trying to blow up our airplanes. The healthcare bill is well on its way to provide the universal coverage that President Obama promised. There are fewer and fewer fronts in the ‘War on Terror’. Partisanship seems to [...]

Company Recalls H1N1 Vaccine Because It Wasn’t Killing Enough People

The latest development in the swine flu ‘epidemic’ is the recall of over 4.5 million doses of the swine flu vaccine. After the news of the recall hit the streets, vaccine opponents thought that their paranoia had been vindicated as the recall was proof that the vaccines were not safe. As the story developed, it [...]

Pentagon to Hire Russian Programmers

The Pentagon has recently put out an ad on Craig’s List to hire Russian programmers. This unprecedented development is due to the recent news regarding Iraqi insurgents having hacked into US military drone feeds using off-the-shelf Russian software.
Insurgents were able to use a mass-market software program to view live feeds from U.S. military Predator drones [...]