Tag Archives: World News & Affairs
US Military Trying to Get Into A Cold War With Al Qaeda
Hearkening back to the days of the Cold War with the Soviet Union, the Pentagon is working on starting a cold war with the Al Qaeda to replace the actual war it is fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
This new approach is meant to keep the War on Terror alive and well, while reducing the cost [...]
Five Days Into the New Year
We are five days into the New Year and things seem to be going well. No one is trying to blow up our airplanes. The healthcare bill is well on its way to provide the universal coverage that President Obama promised. There are fewer and fewer fronts in the ‘War on Terror’. Partisanship seems to [...]
Company Recalls H1N1 Vaccine Because It Wasn’t Killing Enough People
The latest development in the swine flu ‘epidemic’ is the recall of over 4.5 million doses of the swine flu vaccine. After the news of the recall hit the streets, vaccine opponents thought that their paranoia had been vindicated as the recall was proof that the vaccines were not safe. As the story developed, it [...]
Pentagon to Hire Russian Programmers
The Pentagon has recently put out an ad on Craig’s List to hire Russian programmers. This unprecedented development is due to the recent news regarding Iraqi insurgents having hacked into US military drone feeds using off-the-shelf Russian software.
Insurgents were able to use a mass-market software program to view live feeds from U.S. military Predator drones [...]
Copenhagen Climate Talks Contributing to Global Warming
Since the Copenhagen talks started earlier this week, the average temperature of the planet has increased by 1 degree. It is believed that it’s due to the tremendous about of hot air coming out of the discussions.
The great shock of the event has been the empty gestures from rich countries and their attempt to take [...]
Useless Advice by the Sarcastic Sage
