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Posts Tagged ‘World News & Affairs’

Global Warming: What a Joke!

Written by The Sarcasmist on December 7, 2009 - Comments (80)

Climate change is a hoax! Forget what decades of scientific data have to say; just step outside and feel the cold winter air slap your face about, and then tell me global warming is real. If global warming was real, could it be so easily debunked by any nut-job with tendencies to look for conspiracy ... Read More

Large Hadron Gives Scientists Large Hard-on

Written by The Sarcasmist on December 1, 2009 - Comments (15)

In an unexpected turn of events, the successful power-up of the Large Hadron Collider has made it something more than just a toy that is designed to unlock the mysteries of the Universe. The proton beams generated by the Collider have a very surprising effect. All the scientists working on the Collider as it powered ... Read More

The ACLU Demands Politically Correct Terminology

Written by The Sarcasmist on November 30, 2009 - Comments (35)

In its latest attempt to rid America of any type of political incorrectness, the ACLU has released the latest list of acceptable terms for use when referring to members of the American population. Ghosts: Corporeally Challenged Americans Vampires: Anemic Americans Werewolves: Anthropomorphic Americans Genies: Lamp-dwelling Americans Centaurs: Quadrapedic Americans Giants: Generously Proportioned Americans Cyclops: Monocular ... Read More

Church Construction Proposed In Saudi Arabia

Written by The Sarcasmist on November 30, 2009 - Comments (18)

A Christian group is accused of inciting violence and demonstrating religious insensitivity by proposing the building of a church in Saudi Arabia. Reports state that the most vociferous opponents of the new church being proposed is the group currently trying fighting for the right to build new minarets in Switzerland. It is appalling for Christians ... Read More

Landmines for Everyone!

Written by The Sarcasmist on November 25, 2009 - Comments (29)

President Obama, the peace monger, has just announced that the United States will not join its NATO allies and most other countries in formally banning landmines. “This administration undertook a policy review and we decided that our landmine policy remains in effect,” spokesman Ian Kelly told a briefing five days before a review conference in ... Read More