It has come to the Sarcasmist’s attention that the Kenyan government is dictating U.S. policy through their newly installed operative, Barack Obama. The Sarcasmist source revealed this disturbing information during a nighttime rendezvous at a Nairobi tea house. Fellow countrymen, our worst nightmare has come true. Lou Dobbs and all the other paranoid nut-jobs were ... Read More

This has been a long time coming but scientists have finally created a vaccine that cures racism and any type of prejudicial tendencies that people may have. The breakthrough occurred when the vaccine was able to completely shut down any mental processes that require decision-making based on experiential learning and learned experiences (learning through the ... Read More

The U.S. is very concerned with the lack of freedom the Chinese people suffer. This is one of the biggest concerns of our day. The freedom of other people is of paramount importance. China should surely follow the advice of the people who brought freedom and democracy to Iraq and are poised to do the ... Read More

Holy Crap! It’s a good thing CNN was not trying to capitalize on the Fort Hood Shooting, or there would be outrage. This has got to be one of my favorite headlines of all time. They might as well have expanded the headline to read: Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students & Muslim Doctor Killed ... Read More

“As an American of African descent, I swelled with pride when I heard that the Norwegian Nobel Committee selected President Obama to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. The award further validates what the 2008 presidential election demonstrated: The United States is the most mature and fully functioning multi-ethnic democracy in the world.” – Kiron K. ... Read More