Polls – Now Slightly Less Inconclusive

No more robots please!

The polling frenzy in California continues to crescendo. The governor’s race in the U.S.’s most populous state is drawing near and political pundits and polling professionals are in high demand. Websites, radio stations, and television channels are clamoring to bring audiences the latest in highly accurate and non-partisan punditry and scientifically accurate public opinion polls.

“We have spent large sums of time and money on developing the most advanced polling techniques, which have helped the accuracy to skyrocket to an impressive margin of error of slightly over 50-points. Additionally, our top political analysts have never been in greater disagreements on what the polls actually mean,” said a network representative.

The most interesting finding has been that a large segment of the people polled don’t even realize there is a governor’s race going on.