Search Engines to Index Blog Posts & Status Updates within Seconds
The Consortium of Search Engine Operators has issued a press release announcing an industry-wide effort to boost processing capacity to index and rank every new blog post and status update within seconds of publication.
“We recognize the importance of bringing our users the latest blog postings as well as status update, from various social media platforms, in our search engine result pages. We believe that every piece of content published on the Internet is important–from the public/personal journal of an Emo, to the daily ramblings of an out-of-work father deranged of five, to the manipulated and paid for product review,” said a spokesperson for the consortium.
The spokesperson finished by saying that “the volume of content being generated is growing exponentially, and it is important to make sure no opinion goes unheard, no matter how idiotic.”