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Single tweet causes 128 point plunge of Dow Jones industrial average in seconds

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 23, 2013 | Comments

The Twitter account of the Associated Press was hacked today. The hackers sent out a single tweet which caused the DJIA to plunge 128 points within seconds. The tweet, which appeared around 1 PM EST said: Breaking: Two Explosions in the White House and Barack Obama is injured. Once it was discovered that the tweet ... Read More

A Better Amercia

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 30, 2012 | Comments (1)

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Astrologer panel predicts 2nd term for Obama

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 30, 2012 | Comments

As the closing hoopla during The United Astrology Conference, which dealt with important issues such as the impact of the lunar cycle on the U.S. stock market, and the proper use of planetary charts to land a job, astrologers unanimously predicted Obama as the winner of the 2012 U.S. presidential election. Many world-renowned astrologers in ... Read More

Polish dentist defangs ex-boyfriend

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 1, 2012 | Comments (13)

In the latest story supporting the claim that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, a dentist has admitted to extracting all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth. A Polish man (not their smartest specimen), after dumping his girlfriend for another woman, found himself in need of dental care, and made an appointment with his ex, ... Read More

Australian billionaire to build a copy of the Titanic

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 30, 2012 | Comments

James Cameron has a new competitor when it comes to making money off of the Titanic. Clive Palmer, an Australian mining magnate, has announced his plan to construct a new Titanic, to be built by CSC Jinling Shipyard, a Chinese company. The new Titanic will be made to have the same layouts, room decor and ... Read More

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