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Obama: I Am Not Prejudging Them

President Obama, in an NBC News interview, said that the people of the United States will not be offended once our judicial system convicts and executes the 9/11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. This was in response to conservative objections to holding a civil trial on U.S. soil (New York city).
I think the conservatives are missing [...]

Muammar Gaddafi: The New Prophet

The Libyan dictator, Muammar Gaddafi, in a stroke of brilliance has figured out the best group to preach Middle-Eastern style Islam to. It turns out that women are the best group to convince to convert to Islam. Why you ask? It’s because the life of women in the Middle East is far better than elsewhere [...]

How Dare The Chinese Not Be Free?

The U.S. is very concerned with the lack of freedom the Chinese people suffer. This is one of the biggest concerns of our day. The freedom of other people is of paramount importance. China should surely follow the advice of the people who brought freedom and democracy to Iraq and are poised to do the [...]

Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students

Holy Crap! It’s a good thing CNN was not trying to capitalize on the Fort Hood Shooting, or there would be outrage.
This has got to be one of my favorite headlines of all time. They might as well have expanded the headline to read:
Christian Janitor Died Saving Muslim Students & Muslim Doctor Killed Christian Soldiers
But [...]

Obama Promises to Get Tough On Climate Change

The maintenance of the fragile balance of the Earth’s ecosystem is one of the most important issues facing the Obama administration and the World as a whole. In fact it may be the most important of all concerns—overshadowing war and economy. At a meeting with EU leaders, President Obama is said to have committed to [...]