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I am here to save you from the horrors of mini-skirts

The Libyan dictator, Muammar Gaddafi, in a stroke of brilliance has figured out the best group to preach Middle-Eastern style Islam to. It turns out that women are the best group to convince to convert to Islam. Why you ask? It’s because the life of women in the Middle East is far better than elsewhere in the World. They are highly valued and protected in every manner possible. For example, Saudi Arabia forbids women from driving lest they hurt themselves in an accident.

Gaddafi, knowing how poisoned non-Muslim minds can be, decided to trick women into attending a lecture where he would attempt to convince them into converting to Islam.

The women at Sunday’s event were promised €50 (£45) and told not to arrive in miniskirts or low-cut tops. They assembled outside a hotel in the centre, where several were rejected because they were either too short or revealingly dressed. The rest – most teetering on stilettos and some wrapped in furs – boarded buses and were driven to the Libyan ambassador’s residence. (The Guardian)

Despite his brilliant technique, Gaddafi has missed the central tenet of any organized religion, namely the financial support of preachers by believers, not the other way around.