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Al Qaeda finally names new ‘CEO’

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 16, 2011 - Comments (2)

He has even put a target on his forehead...taunting us!

Well, it’s not exactly a CEO, but they did name the new head of their organization, and it is Bin Laden’s number two, Ayman al-Zawahri.

“The general leadership of al Qaeda group, after the completion of consultation, announces that Sheikh Dr. Ayman Zawahri, may God give him success, has assumed responsibility for command of the group,” said the terror network through a posting on an Islamist website.

I wonder how many virgins his pay package includes. May not be that many since his health insurance bill will be through the roof, considering the high likelihood of a bullet going through his eye.


  1. Haha! Bin Laden’s #2…could have just stopped there

  2. nightingale801

    Funny photo commentary

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