Astrologer panel predicts 2nd term for Obama

As the closing hoopla during The United Astrology Conference, which dealt with important issues such as the impact of the lunar cycle on the U.S. stock market, and the proper use of planetary charts to land a job, astrologers unanimously predicted Obama as the winner of the 2012 U.S. presidential election.

Many world-renowned astrologers in attendance used a variety of proven techniques, including the use of winter solstice charts, and planetary charts dating back to 1880, to predict Obama as a two-term president.

Before all you Obama fans start to cheer and begin celebrations early, be forewarned that the same astrologers also warned that a Mercury retrograde–an alignment of Mercury, the Sun and Earth–begins on the election day, which can cause to voting irregularities.

So basically what they said is that, Obama is going to win, but just in case he doesn’t, the Mercury retrograde will be to blame.