Global Warming: What a Joke!
Climate change is a hoax! Forget what decades of scientific data have to say; just step outside and feel the cold winter air slap your face about, and then tell me global warming is real. If global warming was real, could it be so easily debunked by any nut-job with tendencies to look for conspiracy theories? I think not!
People keep shouting about how the glaciers and the polar icecap are melting, and that that is a sure sign of global warming. Crazies, I tell you! When I see the ice in my glass of Coke melting, do I start thinking, “oh my God, my Coke is going to get warmer!”? No, I know that my glass of Coke is going to be cold. Same goes for the glaciers and the polar icecap, if they are melting it means they are cooling the oceans. The fish in the sea are dying because the water is becoming too damn cold.
People of Earth, do not be alarmed; there is no global warming. Don’t mind the scientist and their so-called data. In fact, I urge everyone to go out and buy a new Hummer and get their very own coal-fired oven.