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Iraqi Election Results Are In: Democracy Wins Again

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 11, 2010 - Comments (4)

Giving the Finger

Democracy has finally set its roots in Iraq! Despite anti-government attacks that killed 38 people, voter turnout was about 62%, much higher than most western democracies. Although turnout was down from the 75% figure for the 2005 general election.

“Whether they wanted it or not, we have succeeded in bringing democracy to the Iraqis. We might not be able to run our own country well, but we are great at telling other how to run theirs.” said Senator Warren M. Onger

When asked about the situation in North Korea, the senator said that as soon as Blackwater was done securing Iraq, the senate will start discussion on bringing democracy to North Korea.

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  1. “Xe”, actually, is the new & exciting name for Team America Corp.

  2. Right on! So long as they do as we say (and not as we do), their government and economy should get along just fine!

  3. and 13% died between 2005 and 2010, otherwise the turnout would have been same.