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Find Out Where Your Gas Money Is Going

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 13, 2010 | Comments (5)

You know the patrons of a hotel have too much money when instead of an ice cube dispenser there is a gold bar dispenser. The Abu Dhabi’s Emirates Palace hotel has just installed a gold dispensing machine where patrons can purchase gold bars or coins weighing up to 10 grams. This genius idea is the ... Read More

Somali Pirates Couldn’t Care Less about the News

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 12, 2010 | Comments (4)

Pirates have seized a Greek-owned ship with 23 people on board in the Gulf of Aden, the ship’s managers say. (BBC) This is why everyone should keep abreast of current events, even if it’s only reading the headlines a few minutes a day. Poor saps don’t even realize that Greece has no money to save ... Read More

Teacher to Sue Pupil for Drawing Bunny

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 30, 2010 | Comments (22)

There are always stories that make your jaw hit the floor, but this one deserves special attention. A teacher in the German town of Vechta, who suffers from rabbit phobia, is suing for compensation for trauma caused by one of her pupils drawing a rabbit on the board. “We did it for fun and out ... Read More

Alien Transmission: Can’t You Idiots Shoot a Decent Video?

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 23, 2010 | Comments (18)

The mystery of UFOs and alien visitors from other planets has come to an abrupt end by a direct transmission received from an extraterrestrial civilization. The Sarcasmist has been able to obtain a transcript of the transmission which, in part, reads: “We declare our presence to humanity. After decades of flying around in your airspace ... Read More

Sex & Gambling Are Not Just For Vegas

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 23, 2010 | Comments (7)

Some of the senior staffers at the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) were busy looking at porn on the Internet instead of watching the U.S. economy careen towards a precipice. “A senior attorney at the SEC’s Washington headquarters spent up to eight hours a day looking at and downloading pornography. When he ran out of ... Read More

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