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Airline to Give Passengers Room to Stretch Their Legs

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 2, 2010 | Comments (1)

Airline passengers have enjoyed cramped seats for way too long, so in order to right this terrible wrong, Ryanair has plans to introduce standing room on its airplanes. The plan involves the replacement of ten rows of seats with a standing area. This raises a few questions, but most importantly, why have I been wearing ... Read More

G20 Protest Reaction Poll – Another Triumph for Poll Taking

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 2, 2010 | Comments (3)

In a feat of amazing pollstering, Angus Reid (a polling outfit) has discovered that people did not approve of the violent demonstrations at the G20 summit. This shocking discovery was made when results revealed that two-thirds of Canadians (69%) are disgusted, 59% are ashamed, 57% are angry, and 54% are sad. More importantly, this poll ... Read More

Russian Spies Surprisingly Un-spylike

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 30, 2010 | Comments (10)

“Alleged Russian spy ring members led typical American lives”. So goes the headline from Los Angeles Times. Richard and Cynthia Murphy grew lettuce in a backyard garden, walked their daughters to the school bus each morning, and swapped Christmas cards with neighbors who had moved to Texas. Their modest three-bedroom house sported maroon shutters and ... Read More

FDA – Airline Food Could Pose Health Risk

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 29, 2010 | Comments (1)

In an unexpected and revealing report, the FDA has stated that airline food has the potential to expose airline passengers to food that has been prepared or stored in unsanitary conditions. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) inspectors have cited numerous catering facilities that prepare airline food for suspected health and sanitation violations following inspections of ... Read More

FIFA’s Shunning of Technology is Justified

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 28, 2010 | Comments (11)

The World Cup is always riddled with controversy, and this year’s, hosted in South Africa, is no different. Often, the controversial nature of football (the game played at the World Cup, where players kick the ball around with their feet) is often the result of incorrect calls by referees, and the continued refusal by FIFA ... Read More

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