Polish dentist defangs ex-boyfriend
In the latest story supporting the claim that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, a dentist has admitted to extracting all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth.
A Polish man (not their smartest specimen), after dumping his girlfriend for another woman, found himself in need of dental care, and made an appointment with his ex, Anna Machowiak, for the necessary surgery. The surgery didn’t go exactly as planned, since he left the chair without any teeth.
“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” said Anna Machowiak, 34, according to the U.K.’s Daily Mail. “But when I saw him lying there, I just thought, ‘What a bastard.’”
The ex-boyfriend, Marek Olszweski, was given a huge amount of anesthetic followed by a the extraction of all his teeth. Even worse, Olszweski’s new girlfriend dumped him once she found out he was now toothless. I guess she never heard of the saying that you don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, as the guy is a clearly a gift to women.
Olszweski should count his blessings that his ex-girlfriend wasn’t a urologist.