St. Patrick’s Day: Four Leaf Clovers Now Grown in China
What's next?
In a recent investigative report, it was revealed that most of the World’s four-leaf clovers are now grown in China. The report uncovered a wide network of clover fields across China. The US, British, and Irish governments are said to be planning an inquiry into the clover farming, and how we can work to reestablish the west’s dominance in clover farming before it’s too late. A government spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous said…
“If we can’t even grow our own good luck charms, we are in serious trouble.”
He finished by saying that, “We need all the luck we can get; but that is going to be hard to come by since most of the World’s four leaf clovers are now in China.”
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It’s high time for a round-table discussion with China, including all affected parties. If that fails, I would suggest UN sanctions.
I think most folks dont understand the seriousness of this situation. I suggest a nuclear strike. I would start with a high atmosphere explosion, to knock out all electronics that might be in the clover harvesting machines. Then I would use pinpoint nuclear bombs from all three elements of our triad. I would hit not only the fields, but also the farm equipment, road system, bridges, the water system, and perhaps the factories that make the fertilizer.
Some folks will complain about the fall-out. I would suggest that we are doing folks downwind a favor…they would get clouds of four-leaf clovers as part of their fallout. How lucky can they be?
nikolai’s comment was very funny….jonathan… not so much.. keep it simple stupid is an important virtue..
FFS…. :P
A fat lot ‘o “luck” those clovers will do them when the bombs start to fall!! HA – Headlines – 4 Leaf Clover Farm Leveled by Nuclear Explosion. HA It’s a Simpsons episode waiting to happen!
I’m lookin’ over a tree leaf clover that I overlooked bethree!
Ah, who doesn’t love Bugs Bunny?
Institute a tariff immediately!
the shamrock is not a 4 leafed plant, hence its supposed use by St. Patrick n his explanation of the trinity.
Figures. Almost everything’s made in China. Just look at the fine print!