US Military Trying to Get Into A Cold War With Al Qaeda
Hearkening back to the days of the Cold War with the Soviet Union, the Pentagon is working on starting a cold war with the Al Qaeda to replace the actual war it is fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
This new approach is meant to keep the War on Terror alive and well, while reducing the cost by many orders of magnitude. It is believed that the Pentagon will be able to hold the balance of power by keeping a healthy stock of primitive machine guns and road-side bombs. The money saved could be put to better use. General Peter Eyott said…
“The money that we’ll be able to save will be invested in research and development to help design and manufacture technologically advanced weaponry, such as new fighter jets. This is absolutely crucial since the current fleet is in bad shape due to disuse.”