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World Powers Meet to Create Oil Shortage

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 8, 2010 - Comments (11)

Oh no! Iran better get its act together or she’s really going to get it this time. World powers are going to meet and talk the topic to death and then disagree on what type of sanction to impose on Iran.

“We are going to try and impose sanctions on Iranian oil exports, and show that nut job of a president who’s boss.” said a White House spokesperson.

When asked whether putting sanctions on Iranian oil exports and creating a shortage in the oil supply will drive up the price of gas for US consumers, and hurt an already ailing economy, the White House refused to comment.

Sanctions have hitherto never worked on Iran, but this time they’ll work for sure.

Comments

  1. I just wander is America dosnt have enough from war in Iraq and Afghanistan? There is a thing money can bay and those thing you can bay you cant take in afterlive …. whats the whole rush about.

    • But you don’t understand… when Jesus saves your soul, you are free to die for your country without regrets and without consequences from your previous, sinful, life…. ;)

  2. Let’s invade; that always works.

  3. Australians pay more for lower quality petroleum products than anywhere else in the developed western world. Quit ya bitching ya hard done by, self absorbed, self involved fascacratic pigs

  4. IN THE WORDS OF A TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT A.K.A HOMER SIMPSON USA USA USA USA USA USA EVERYBODY ELSE CAN SUCK IT…..HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  5. Great, let’s blow some sh*t up! Iran, I’m looking at you…